His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try have a relationship with them
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| — | How To Deal, movie (via kamelotforever11) |
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
